Simply Me.

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

(via iusedtosaynever-say-never)

pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

(via clare0b)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via clare0b)

cadaverousgallant:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH

(Source: k1mkardashian, via clare0b)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

(via clare0b)

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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ronaldkn0x:

why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing

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